don’t even try to have sex on an air mattress just do it on the floor

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deodrant:

remember in hannah montana the movie when a whole town found out she was miley stewart and they all just agreed to keep it a secret yea tht was bs

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tarynel:

karkats-vantasies:

gildings:

I love boys who have massive, throbbing vocabularies. 

I love girls who have clean, tight grammar

I like big dicks.

Lol

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bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

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the-yolocaust:

please do not be mean to dogs they are only trying to help

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loudmouthed:

people that argue with cashiers are the worst kind of people

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